Trip Proposal

A Modest Proposal to

Dear :

First I apologise for any disappointment you might have upon seeing this letter, but with hundreds of girls that scream, yell and write to you, I have no choice but to send a very large box to make my letter visible.

Please forgive me.

I will refrain from describing how much I love you or how attractive and talented you are: these have already been said too many times. I will skip the obvious since you probably are sick of hearing them by now.

First I will like to ask for a return mail. Don't worry , I realize you get thousands of fan requests and the postage can certainly add up. Therefore I have included a genuine Australian stamp on the return envelope, please excuse me if the postage rates have increased meanwhile.

Secondly I would like to invite you to visit the lovely city of . With great weather, a culturally diverse population and amazing views, is the perfect city for for many home and abroad. We can try together as much as you like, or let me know what you are interested in seeing in . also has great facilities for cricket so you keep up your training while you're here.

I admire your decision to maintaining a simple lifestyle despite fame and fortune. Therefore I offer to help make this trip humble and economical. QANTAS Airlines is currently offering great fares from to , and you are more than welcome to stay with me and save on lodging. I insist you take the bed since this is the least I can do for you. If you feel truly uncomfortable about taking over my bed, then by all means I don't mind sharing.

I hope you do not think that I am making a move on you. I apologise that my fellow country women have frightened you in the past, but please be assured that there are normal and self-respecting girls from as well.

However if you wish to make a proposition, I will consider it seriously and passionately.

Sincerely yours,

Crazy-for- from

Please KISS the pre-stamped envelope and drop it in the nearest post office. Unless you wish make a personal delivery, in which case you may keep the stamp.



Thanks to Jamie @ fan'life for the idea.