Caption This - Round 5 Winners

I've been captioned!

WINNING CAPTION:
Okay, so...where's the pedicurist?
- Amy, Australia

Other noteworthy captions (in no particular order):

"Hey Brett, mate, it says 'Scorpio, you will sit on the sidelines for most of this month, especially if your initials are BL and you are Australian'. Thats the trouble with these things, so vague it could happen to anyone....
- Sammi, Australia.

"Hey Kasp, is it true that you really read PLAYBOY only for the articles?"
- Lavanya, India.

Brett: 'Does the magazine have any tips on how to control a huge crazy female following?'
- Lavanya (again), India.

OK, can't Cricket Australia provide more than one book for all of us to read?
- Ruby, Australia.

Hey mate, you're not supposed to bring that type of material in here! You'll get in trouble... woah! She's hot!
- Avril, Australia.